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Vulpine-[Taco]
Name:
Aliases: Red
Dragon, [BD]-Astroglide
Age: 25
Location: Wizkonsyn
(Wiz Siiiiiide!)
Occupation: Kinkos
"docupimp"
Favorite CS map: de_avalley
(oops, i mean cs_colombia...*putting lotion on knees*)
Favorite CS weapon: M3
pump gun
Favorite Server: Taco's,
if we had one (apparently Vulpine has a healthy fantasy life, ed.)
Musical Interests: anything
from Patsy Cline to Prodigy, Anthrax, and Ice Cube...Louis Armstrong...I
don't play "favorites"
Favorite Films: Pulp
Fiction
Favorite Food: Sushi...is
beer a food?
Favorite Books: E.S.O.
Extended Sexual Orgasm (?)
Other Games/Hobbies: Cars.
Specifically: hooking up imports and street brawlin'/rockin' down the autobahn(again,
healthy fantasy life apparent, as there are, as far as I know, no autobahns
in "Wizkonsyn" :)
Quote: Don't run
up, put your gun up...cause I got the back-breaker, double-pump rumpshaker!
MrSerious-[Taco]
Name: Jason T
Aliases: Karate
Champ, Pope Fiction, [FoxForceFive]MiaWallace
Age: 28
Location: St Louis
Occupation: part-time
student, full-time dad
Favorite CS map: de_vertigo
Favorite CS weapon: SIG
Sauer P228, Colt M4A1
Favorite Server: DarkKnight's
Wasteland, The Dollhouse
Musical Interests: The
Police, Dire Straits, Uncle Tupelo, Television, Velvet Underground...and
just about everything else
Favorite Films: Too
many to name...recently i've been watching: American Beauty, Bridge on
the River Kwai, Raising Arizona, and yes, the king daddy of blockbusters--Star
Wars(favorite character, Jar-Jar Binks, of course). I also liked
Big Daddy, i saw that on cable the other day, it was funny as hell.
Favorite Food: Jambalaya,
crawfish pie, oh me oh my-oh...son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou.
(and yes, beer is food, its good for you).
Favorite Books: As
an english lit guy, this one is tough...but in recent memory: Thomas Pynchon's
The
Crying of Lot 49, and my old standby, The Lord of the Rings.
Some
other good stuff: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave
Eggers, and Harlot's Ghost, which is one of the best works of fiction
ever written about the CIA, by Norman Mailer. Oh, and Mary Stewart's
Merlin trilogy. Finally, Irish poet laureate Seamus Heaney.
Other Games/Hobbies: Close
Combat series, Baldur's Gate, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, CS mapping, and
(gasp!) creative writing
Quote: What in the
wide world of sports is going on here?; alternately: You just got a rebate
on your life, motherf__r!
Puntangerang-[Taco]
Name: Bjorn (last
name withheld to protect the guilty...ed.)
Age: 22
Location: Minnesota
Occupation: Sales
Favorite CS map: its
a toss-up--Estate and 747.
Favorite CS weapon: knife!
(aka the mark-one SHANK)
Favorite Server: The
Dollhouse (thedollhouse.dhs.org)
Musical Interests: Tool/Ween
Favorite Films: depends
on the genre...sci-fi:"The Matrix", kung-fu:"Crouching
Tiger, Hidden Dragon" comedy: i can't choose
just one, drama: "The Shawshank Redemption"
Favorite Food: Jack's
frozen pepperoni pizzas
Favorite Books: Le
Morte D'Arthur (The Death of Arthur) by Sir Thomas Malory(just cause
I love that whole legacy).
Other Games/Hobbies: skiing,
rock climbing, skating, mountain biking
Quote: What use
is a good head if the legs won't carry it? -yiddish proverb
Barren-[Taco]
Name: Matt McClean
Age: 17, almost
18
Location: Detroit,
what?
Occupation: burger
engineer/grill technician, Dairy Queen
Favorite CS map: cs_italy
Favorite CS weapon: Colt
M4A1, Desert Eagle .50
Favorite Server: (the
now defunct) MFOTS.com
Musical Interests: D-12,
Dr.Dre, Kardinal Offishal
Favorite Films: Half-Baked,
Friday, All three of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies
Favorite Food: My
mom's Pasta
Favorite Books: Book?
Other Games/Hobbies: Diablo
2, Day of Defeat, Dues Ex
Quote: Its friday,
you aint got no job, you aint got shit to do, imma get you high.
And you know this mannnn.
Winston-[Taco]
Name: Neil Kahlow
Age: 25
Location: Iodi,
Wisconsin
Occupation: Manager,
Gammon Road Pizza Hut, Madison
Favorite CS map: de_inferno,
de_dust2
Favorite CS weapon: mp5
navy/Desert Eagle .50
Musical Interests: Rolling
Stones, Deftones, BT, Fatboy Slim, Prodigy, etc.
Favorite Films: The
Matrix, Gladiator
Favorite Food: a
very large black angus steak, rare, and of course, beer
Favorite Books: any
book that can teach me something
Other Games/Hobbies: Gran
Turismo 1 and 2, MS Flight Sim 2k, tweaking imports
Quote: Don't force
it, get a bigger hammer.
Maul-[Taco]
Name: Patrick Lawsure
Age: 16
Location: Ludlow,
Mass.
Occupation: distributor
of goods (?)
Favorite CS map: st_kaboum
Favorite CS weapon: mp5
navy
Favorite Server: cs.chimayhem.com
Musical Interests: Smashing
Pumpkins & Placebo
Favorite Films: Enemy
at the Gates, Full Metal Jacket
Favorite Food: Graham
crackers
Favorite Books: i
can't read
Other Games/Hobbies: i
randomly test new hair dyes, and uh, drugs are bad! yeah...
Quote: There's no
one my age who has accomplished more. Everyone can't be the best.
MFOTS-[Taco]
Name: Marshall
Age: 25
Location: Happy
Valley, Utah
Occupation: Novell
Inc. - Sales Trainer
Favorite CS map: cs_747
Favorite CS weapon: AK-47
Favorite Server: MFOTS
(63.230.9.250:27015)
Musical Interests: Wide
range(hmm...never heard of them, ed.). Most music besides R&B
and country.
Favorite Films: The
Big Hit, What About Bob "a noodle, a poodle, a doodle"
Favorite Food: I'm
Crazy CS MAN...gimme some candy!"
Favorite Books: what
are those? Don't we have the internet now?
Other Games/Hobbies: Tinkering
around with websites, CS servers, etc. Also enjoys the occasional
baseball game.
Quote: "Up yours
CTs!/Up yours Ts!"
Here's The Rest of Team Taco (those
who haven't gotten their bios in yet):
Grego-[Taco]
Bozeman-[Taco]
Winston-[Taco]
Aimhere-[Taco]
SiKfuK-[Taco]
Skeez-[Nacho]